10 Best Dialogues Of Friends That Will Make You Nostalgic

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    1. Chandler’s third nipple

    Ross: So, uh, does it (Chandler’s third nipple) do anything, you know, special?
    Chandler: Why yes Ross, pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.

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    2. Ducks and Head

    Joey: Ducks is “Heads”, because ducks have heads.
    Chandler: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?

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    3. Two women love me

    Ross: I don’t know what I’m gonna do. What am I gonna do? I mean, this, this is like a complete nightmare.
    Chandler: Oh, I know, this must be so hard. “Oh no, two women love me. They’re both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet is too small for my fifties and MY DIAMOND SHOES ARE TOO TIGHT.

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    4. HOMO sapiens

    Joey: Hey, Ross, I got a science question: If homo sapiens were, in fact, HOMO sapiens…is that why they are extinct?
    Ross: Joey, homo sapiens are PEOPLE.
    Joey: Hey, I’m not judgin’ !

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    5. Pee

    Joey, Oh yeah. Go for it, man,jump off the high dive , stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind!
    Chandler: Yeah, Joey. I assure you if I’m ever staring down the barrel of a gun, I’m pretty much gonna be peeing every which way.

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    6. I’m a Koala Bear

    Amy: Um..I’m a decorator.
    Rachel: Ok. You decorate dad’s office and so now you’re a decorator. Okay! i went to the zoo yesterday and now I’m a Koala Bear.

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    7. We don’t have your sheep!

    Rachel (in bridesmaids dress) : Hey!
    Chandler: I’m sorry we don’t have your sheep.

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    8. Unisex!

    Joey: But it is odd how a women’s purse looks good on me, a man.
    Rachel: Exactly! Unisex!
    Joey: Maybe YOU need sex. I had sex a couple days ago.
    Rachel: NO! NO,Joey! U-N-I-sex.
    Joey: Well,I ain’t gonna say no to that.

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    9. When Monica dates an oldie and crushes his son

    Monica: Fine judge me all you want to but,

    POINTS TO ROSS AND SAYS- Married a lesbian,

    POINTS TO RACHEL AND SAYS- Left a man at the altar,

    POINTS TO PHOEBE AND SAYS-Fell in love a gay ice dancer,

    POINTS TO JOEY AND SAYS- Threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire,

    POINTS TO THE BOX CHANDLER’S IN AND SAYS- Live in a box!

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    10. Repopulate earth

    Chandler: Okay let me see what you got there. CONDOMS?
    Joey: You don’t know how long we’re gonna be stuck here. We may have to repopulate earth.
    Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?

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