We all need to tickle our funny bone once in a while, and what better place to look than social media forums? Usually answers providing websites are the source one can always rely on for instigating bouts of uncontrollable laughter, but some twitter accounts are brilliant too. Take a look at these hilarious tweets and indulge in some hearty laughter.
1. Now what girl wont fall for THAT line?
Gurrrl are you a Bajaj ka toaster because you’ll come with the dowry and remain inside my kitchen all life. #KhapPickupLines
— Khap Panchayat (@KhapPanchayat) April 1, 2015
2. How many of us sang this? I know I did.
Our anaconda don’t want none unless you bear sons, hon.
— Khap Panchayat (@KhapPanchayat) September 5, 2014
3. This is. I just. I don’t even..
When Chris Pratt dies, he’ll become Bhoot Pratt.
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) June 30, 2015
4. I don’t think so…
I found three cans of (different) Axe deodorants in a friends bathroom. He must be getting laid like 17 times a day or something.
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) June 30, 2015
Is there a new Hindu custom in which you have to tag your fiancee in every travel article on Facebook with a “Whatsay <wink smiley>”
— Gabbbar (@GabbbarSingh) July 1, 2015
My father’s typical day begins with Yoga and checking 1300 Whatsapp fwds ranging frm 50 ft ka King cobra pakda gaya to Dard bhare geet.
— Gabbbar (@GabbbarSingh) June 30, 2015
7. Aah mummy love
Every mom is like WebMD. One stray cough n YOU HAVE TB. I WILL TAKE U TO THAT 70 YR OLD HOMEOPATHY DAKSAAB WHO CURED AIDS WITH MEETHI GOLI
— Gabbbar (@GabbbarSingh) June 25, 2015
8. So THIS is what the song meant!
Archaeologist guy meets a girl and quickly changes profession. Girl: “Why did you change your job?” Guy: “CHHOD DI KHUDAI MAINE TERE LIYE!!”
— Roflindian 2.0 (@Roflindian) June 28, 2015
9. I don’t think the songs are marriage appropriate
Shaadi bands have gone frm ‘baharon phool barsao’ in the 90s to ‘kabhi mere saath koi raat guzaar’ in 2010 to ‘chhoti dress me bomb’ in 2015
— Roflindian 2.0 (@Roflindian) June 17, 2015
10. Way to get dem indian chicks
— Faking News (@fakingnews) June 30, 2015
11. Unn becharo ki kya galti thi yaar
Divorced man hunts down his friends who had commented ‘Made for each Other’ on his Facebook marriage pics http://t.co/9VJh4SMuCL
— Faking News (@fakingnews) June 28, 2015
12. That’s absolutely true.
Happy I-will-next-do-yoga-365-days-from-now Day.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) June 22, 2015
13. The nation wants to know all about this app, don’t we?
Arnab app: Will forcibly shut down all other apps, delete Siri, increase phone volume to full, and break the mute button. #CelebApps
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) June 17, 2015
14. They see me eatin’, they hatin’
Indians: You want to eat beef? Go to Pakistan. Pakistan: You want to eat pork? Go to India. *eats bacon cheeseburger at Wagah border*
— Bajirao Bing (@bizzarebhide) May 22, 2015
15. Such advertising. Much wow.
Undertaker fighting for Masala Dosa is the last thing I expected to see in my life. pic.twitter.com/iOpJNjAffY
— Anurag Verma (@kitAnurag) June 27, 2015
16. Finally someone said it!
Two minute silence for the guy with 90% who will be going to Babloo Engineering college and the reversation guy with 70% going to IIT.
— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) May 25, 2015
17. Current thoughts of all students right now.
5 days of school 2 days of the weekend 10 months for school 2 months for summer who divided this shit?
— Laughing (@ComedyTruth) July 1, 2015
18. 99.9% me.
Too bored to stay home. Too lazy to go out.
— Laughing (@ComedyTruth) June 23, 2015
19. Could someone please get some water for this burn?
Bro @msdhoni congratulations for winning the match. You could have won last 2 matches also if you didn’t love Jadeja more than your wife.
— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) June 24, 2015
20. I see what you did there.
When EU leaders talk about financial helps these days, no one A-Greece
— Bhak Sala (@bhak_sala) July 1, 2015
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