1. Because no one can beat Indians in the “Jugaad” thing
An Indian Doctor can’t find a job in a Hospital in US so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside ‘GET TREATMENT FOR $20 – IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100
An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic…
Lawyer: “I have lost my sense of taste”
Indian : “Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth”
Lawyer: “Ugh..this is kerosene”
Indian: “Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20”
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money…
Lawyer: “I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything”
Indian: “Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth”
Lawyer (annoyed): “This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste”
Indian : “Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20”
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: “My eyesight has become very weak I can’t see at all ”
Indian : “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this $100”
Lawyer (staring at the note): “But this is $20, not $100”
Indian : “Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20”
2. Unemployment has hit us hard !
An unemployed engineer graduate was looking out for a suitable job in his stream.
He attended several exams and many personal interviews, only to be rejected.
Being fed up after so many months of his job hunt, he decided to get into any job that can satisfy his food and daily needs.
He visited a circus group and asked for a job.
But the owner said that there wasn’t any job for his education level. Also he said that there is a vacancy to act as a monkey and perform funny actions. The unemployed youth accepted the offer since he can at least afford his daily food.
So he dressed up as a monkey and entertained the audience. One day while he was performing the monkey skills, he accidentally fell into the lion’s ring.
Everyone was shocked as the monkey fell into lion’s ring. No one knew that he was a man
dressed up as a monkey.
The man himself was dreadful and feared for his life.
The lion came closer to him but didn’t attack.
He was surprised. The lion whispered,
“Abe Tiwari …..ghabra mat…!! Main hun tera senior, Vinod Sharma…. 1999 batch… computer science..”
3. Hatred for the corrupt politicians is universal!
A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the road outside Parliament, Delhi.
Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks,
“What’s going on?”
“Terrorists have kidnapped the entire Indian politicians , and they’re asking for a $100 million dollar ransom.
Otherwise, they’re going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We’re going from car to car, collecting donations”.
“How much is everyone giving, on an average?” the driver asks.
The man replies, “Roughly 2 litres.
4. We have all wanted this moment to come in our lives, didn’t we?
A lady broke the traffic signal…
Police : ‘Stop….!!!!!’
Lady : ‘Please…let me go. . .I am a teacher…’
Police : ‘Aahaa!!…. I have waited for this moment all my life….
Now ….WRITE ……
I’ll never break a signal, 100 times…’.
5. Just Indian ways of doing business
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in Washington D.C. One from Pakistan, another from India and the third, from China.
They go with a White House office to examine the fence.
The Pakistan contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. He says–
I figure the job will run about $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team and $100 profit for me)
The Chinese contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says–
I can do this job for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team and $100 profit for me)
The Indian contractor doesn’t measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers–$2,700.
The official, outraged says–
You didn’t even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?
The Indian contractor whispers back–
$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from China to fix the fence.
“Done!” replies the government official.