“It doesn’t matter how successful you are, there will always be things you wished you would have done when you were younger”, says Bhagat! Ooops. It’s Chetan Bhagat :D
Infact, most of his famous quotes are quite satirical and stereotypical wherein behind the veil of humor insightful truths about the Indian people, life, thought and behavior are hidden.
1. You got it right!
The world’s most sensible person and biggest idiot both stay within us. The worst part is, you cant tell who is who.
2. Look who’s talking!!
The world’s most funniest and easiest thing is to give advice.
3. Says Chetan, Not US.
The pretty girl is always right. But pretty girls behave the best when you ignore them. Of course, they have to know you are ignoring them, for otherwise they may not even know you exist.
4. When people disagree to what he says.
Jealousy is a rather enjoyable emotion to watch.
5. Why don’t you shift to the Himalayas forever and ever!
Life is not to be taken seriously, as we are really temporary here. We are like a prepaid card with limited validity. If we are lucky, we may last another 50 years. And 50 years is jut 2,500 weekends. Do we really need to get so worked up? It’s okay, bunk a few classes, goof up a few interviews, fall in love. We are people not programmed devices.
6. It’s ROFL time.
When we choose a mobile network, do we check whether Airtel or Vodafone belong to a particular caste? No, we simply choose the provider based on the best value or service. Then why do we vote for somebody simply because he belongs to the same caste as us?
7. Did he just refer to COMMONSENSE?
Sometimes in your life you just meet someone or hear something that nudges you on the right path. And that becomes the best advice. It could just be a bit of commonsense said in a way that resonates with something in you. It’s nothing new, but because it connects with you it holds meaning for you.
8. Nailed this one.
We know we are all tarnished, so we doubt everyone else too. It is sad situation, where we need a leader but cannot really trust anyone.
9. Chetan, The Rakhi Brother.
A ‘very good friend’ is a dangerous category with Indian girls. From here you can either make fast progress or if you play it wrong, you can go down to the lowest category invented by the Indian women ever – rakhi brother.
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